- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals.
- Make a trail of lemonade to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “I think we have a code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
- Put some M&M’s on lay away.
- Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
- Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people leave me alone?”
- Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible.’
- While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”
- Go to the fitting room and yell real loud, “Hey we’re out of toilet paper in here!”
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Things To Do at Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop.
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