How to Really Make a Fool of Yourself

Having been in a little crazy mood I decided to go in a little fun direction and look at The Top Ten List of Ways to Really Make a Fool of Yourself.

1. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show where you are supposed to pick a marriage partner.
   
2. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show where you are supposed to be picked as a marriage partner.
   
3. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show where you are supposed to eat worms or cow eyes.
   
4. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a talk show and let your best friend know you have a secret crush on them.
   
5. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show where you are judged by a bunch of goobers telling you whether you are hot or not.
   
6. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show having tattooed the name of the show on your body only to lose and have a permanent reminder of having made a fool of yourself.
   
7. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show where you get to pick a million dollars or the man and take the man instead of the money.
   
8. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show where you are stranded on an on an island and parade around in your birthday suit.
   
9. Whatever you do, don’t ever go on a reality TV show bragging about your survivor skills and be the first one voted off.
   
10. Whatever you do, don’t waste your life by sitting in front of the TV watching reality TV shows all the time.